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one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
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via TumbleBoard for iPhone and iPadrelatable/humor blog if you Don’t smile I will personally cook you a pizza ♡
(Source: colormeeuphoric, via thisisnotgoingasplanned)
“Money Can’t Buy You Happiness, But Money Can Buy You A Baby Goat, Which Is A Ball Of Happiness” ~Phillard Von Chester
Have fun looking at baby goats and hope your day gets better!
(via letsmeettheworld)
This. This tweet from a democrat/liberal/Obama supporter is why I hate Obama and people who support him. I don’t hate them because they support gay marriage, because so do I. I don’t hate them because they’re pro choice. I don’t hate them because I’m racist, which I’m not. I hate them because they support people like this. This is disgusting. Look, I’m all for helping out the poor, the sick/mentally disabled, and the elderly, but I am NOT for helping out lazy fucking people like this girl. This is so revolting to me, and pathetic. Obama is giving my money and my parents hard earned money, to lazy and worthless people like this girl. And do you know why he gives them our money ??? TO GET THEIR VOTE. He doesn’t give a fuck about them otherwise. All it is, is a bribe. And some of you people are too fucking stupid to realize it. WAKE UP. THIS IS NOT WHAT AMERICA SHOULD BE LIKE. Leeching off of others people’s money is shameful and disgusting. Sorry for some vulgar language but I am beyond pissed right now. The end.
(via living-impaired)
one time I texted my friend a picture of me making an ugly face at a bad angle and he got angry at me because he was about to have sex with his girlfriend and saw it and then couldn’t get a boner
(via onlypotato)
last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did
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“A friend took this pic in Arizona USA. The meteorologists don’t have a name for it.
Seems to be high energy to be in a Rainbow and a tornado! ”simple a rainado…. its not hard guys..
(Source: you-are-another-me, via letsmeettheworld)
Someone get this guy a fucking medal.
They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.
what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via living-impaired)
